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The 12 Days of Christmas
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Comments (2) Today is December 13th which means there are exactly 12 days until Christmas.
So without further ado . . . . . A one, two, a one, two, three, four . . .
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . .
A Blow Job in a Pear Tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Two Lady Loves and blow job in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Three French Ticklers, two lady loves, and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Four Call Girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Five Hall Passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Six Girls a Laying, five hall passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Seven Skinny Dippings, six girls a laying, five hall passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Eight Maids a Stripping, seven skinny dippings, six girls a laying, five hall passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Nine Toms a Peeping, eight maids a stripping, seven skinny dippings, six girls a laying, five hall passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Ten Pole Dances, nine toms a peeping, eight maids a stripping, seven skinny dippings, six girls a laying, five hall passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Eleven Naughty Skypings, 10 pole dances, nine toms a peeping, eight maids a stripping, seven skinny dippings, six girls a laying, five hall passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . . .
Twelve Girls a Humming, 11 naughty skypings, 10 pole dances, nine toms a peeping, eight maids a stripping, seven skinny dippings, six girls a laying, five hall passes, four call girls, three French ticklers, two lady loves and a blow job in a pear tree.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Clay's Day 